Steaks!

What says American Independence Day in Texas more than a pan full of of choice cuts marinated all night, grilled on the back patio, served alongside Varya’s excellent side dishes and shared with Dad and Elaine last July 4th?! As my beef-loving, naturalized American Girl often says when passing a steakhouse or cattle ranch, “Mmmmmm…steaks!

Holiday Tea Parties

Varya topped her bewitching Hallows Eve Tea Party with two more extravagant tables for two this holiday season, on my birthday and again on Christmas Day.

Birthday Binge

The incredible spread my multi-talented wife laid out earlier in December started with pistachio & cherry scones, then descended 3 tiers with crab salad canapés, sweet potato canapés topped with chorizo, and smoked turkey & cranberry cream cheese sandwiches, and finally topped it all off with my favorite dessert, tres leches con fresas! No ketosis that week.

Birthday Tea Party
Pistachio & Cherry Scones with Cream
3 Tiers of Tasty
3 Milks of Mmmmmmmmmm

Yuletide Yum

For Christmas dinner, Varya took it to the next level in terms of variety and artistry. Beef and radish canapés led it off, followed by crab and chive sandwiches, and roasted grape and brie tartlets with fig spread and (everything’s better with) bacon for an enticing sweet/cheesy/savory combo. Climbing the 3 tiers were orange almond scones topped with whipped cream and/or lemon curd, creamy lemon & raspberry tartlets, and cardamom butter cookies dipped in white chocolate and sprinkled with pistachios. The centerpiece/masterpiece was her maple pecan cake with cream cheese frosting adorned with “holly & berries” made of rosemary & sugared cranberries. We’re still finishing leftovers, so no keto until next year.

Christmas Day Tea Party
Surf, Turf & Tartlets
Scones o’ Plenty
Tart Tartlets
New Favorite Cookie
New Favorite Cake
Edible Artwork
Varya’s Fanboy (before food coma)

Hallows Eve Tea Party

Varya practiced her high sorcery in the kitchen, adapting British “spells” found in Tea Time magazine to concoct a wicked Halloween afternoon tea party for two.

Varya’s Halloween Tea Party
1st Course: Curried Butternut Squash & Apple Soup
2nd Course: Smoky Pimento Cheese and Walnut Sandwiches, Chicken Chutney Sandwiches
3rd Course: Date, Chive & Parmesan Scones with Cream
Side Tiers of More Sandwiches, Scones and Almond Cookies with Cinnamon Pear Jam
4th Course: Orange Cake on Skull Plates
5th Course: Chai Spice Ice Cream (yes, she made that, too)

Oh, and she made tea.

China Keemun Tea

6th Course: nap (aka food coma).

Turkey Day

Claire flew in from brisk NYC for a warm Thanksgiving week and weekends in Houston, joining us at Elaine’s & Dad’s Pearland home for Thanksgiving dinner. Elaine prepared an excellent table of some of the best turkey, corn bread stuffing, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and green beans with new potatoes that I’ve ever had. With none of the food being less than completely delicious, overeating was unavoidable…even before diving into Claire’s cheesecake plus pecan and apple pies…with ice cream. Oh my. I digested over the next few hours like a python with a gobbler-shaped lump, and fixed the usual IT issues for the senior set, while Claire showed them how to rent a streaming movie on their Roku box…a tasty, productive and entertaining T-day.

Keto Cupcakes

Varya put us on a mostly Keto low-carb diet over a year ago, enabling both of us to slim down from peak weights, me by 35 lbs! I certainly don’t mind Keto’s focus on steak, smoked brisket and ribs, cream, cheese, eggs and bacon, and other proteins–supplemented with salads, coleslaw and vegetables–but now and then I miss tortillas, potatoes, popcorn and deserts. So, we have cheat days every couple of weeks, when we’re allowed to chow down at Star Cinema Grill, Lupe Tortilla, El Tiempo, or another of our carbo-licious favorites, indulging in chips, fresh tortillas, tres leches and the like. At home, Varya has been experimenting with Keto sweets, which seems like an oxymoron until all doubts are erased as you enjoy one of her Keto candies, donuts, or cupcakes with coffee for breakfast…a great way to start the day!

Varya’s Keto cupcakes taste as good as they look!